I do not want to stay out all night
I like my bed at home
My heels pinch and my spanx are tight
And the clubs are full of gnomes
I do not want to stay out all night
Where I have to wear a bra
But I'll drink a drink and eat a bite
And dance my poor feet raw
I do not want to stay out all night
But I'll bear it with a grin
Because even while I seethe with spite
I'd still whine if I had to stay in
You aren't a cumberbitch. C'mon.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I always go to places I can sit down. Heels only work if I don't have to.